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Friday, November 9, 2012

Busan: Jagalchi

A few weeks ago we traveled to Busan for the International Fireworks Festival. I've heard the festival is really a sight but unfortunately, because of the torrents of rain, I'll have to wait until next year to see things exploding in the sky.

Busan was by no means a bust though. Busan, the 2nd or 3rd largest city in Korea, (I could probably look this up but I'm going to be lazy), is located just southeast of Daegu, on the Sea of Japan. Even for late October, it was warm enough to run around in the water, and that's exactly what we did on Friday night when we arrived.

As I said, Saturday was a complete washout. It rained extremely hard for 30 minute intervals. The rest of the time, it just rained steadily. We made the best of the situation though. Our first stop was Jagalchi Fish Market. The market is located right on the water so we were able to watch some pretty impressive fishing vessels head in with the morning catch.

Let me explain how Jagalchi Fish Market works. The ground floor is basically a living menu. Each vendor has a designated area on one of the top floors for preparing and serving their goods. 



Step One: Find something identifiable while keeping in mind that you will eat that very fish a few minutes later. If find yourself growing particularly fond of a specific Octopus, step away, unless you respect it enough to devour it raw. It's tentacles will still be writhing around on the plate and they will attach themselves to the inside of your mouth. If you really think you're up for the fight, get ready to chew hard and fast. Don't dishonor yourself or the fish by letting it crawl down your throat, causing you to probably choke to death in front of everyone. The people are busy here. They have enough fish to clean and they certainly don't need to waste their time mopping you up off of the floor.



Step Two: Stand clear of the squid! They're feisty little bastards. We watched one leap from it's basket and nearly send two young girls into cardiac arrest. I was also lucky enough to be assaulted by the same squid that we were going to eat. I have to give it to this guy, he put up a fight, but in the end, I digested him.


Step Three: Head upstairs and get ready to eat. That's basically it. Pick some fish, watch out for the live ones, and then chew thoroughly.  



We circled the bottom floor once before deciding on our meal. We were lucky enough to meet a vendor who spoke pretty good English so we ordered from his baskets o' fish. Most of our meal would be sashimi, which is just slices of raw fish. We had tuna, what I believe to have been fluke or flounder, octopus tentacles, (as previously documented), squid, (again, see above), two grilled fish that were white, flaky, and delicious, (the nice woman who served us forced our friend to eat the eye ball. Really wish I would have recorded that but I was too busy fighting with tentacles), and some type of shellfish whose innards can only be described as looking intestinal. I would have taken more pictures but I wanted to eat my lunch before it flopped back into the sea.






Friday, October 19, 2012

Jinju

On October 5th, 1592, the invading Japanese army attacked Jinju Fortress with 30,000 soldiers.  General Kim Si-Min was set to defend the fortress with an army totaling only 3,800 people.  Of these 3,800, many were civilians.  After six days of combat, Jinju Fortress remained under Korean control and the Japanese army was forced to retreat.  The battle was recorded as "The Great Victory in Jinju" and it is one of the most important battles of the Imjin War.

Each year, Jinju holds a lantern festival in commemoration of this victory.  The river, along with the confines of the fortress walls, are adorned with lanterns of all shapes and sizes.  Wobbly footbridges span the river's surface and for 1,000 won, festival goers are able to (slowly) cross the water for a closeup look at some of the lanterns.

Jinju Fortress sprawls the rivers edge and winds its way up into the hills.  After the sun set, we made our way inside.  I'll let the pictures do the talking for me.

The river 
paper cranes

topical

the original John Wayne

the first joke ever told

this guy took all of my money

Kim Si-Min

some guy who followed us around

On the other side of the river was a bamboo forest where it must have been mating season.




At least the tigers were on their best behavior.  

Monday, October 8, 2012

Chuseok in Gwangju

Five weeks into the semester and we are afforded a long weekend on the account of Korean Thanksgiving, or Chuseok as it's properly called.  While there are some similarities between American Thanksgiving and Chuseok, (them being family time and LOTS of food), there were no pilgrims or Indians or 25 pound stuffed turkeys with pumpkin pie chasers.  That's not to say that there weren't plenty of other delicious eats to be had.

Proof

This spread was first offered as a tribute to the family's ancestors before being prepared and passed around the table.  

I guess I forgot to mention that we were staying with Caroline's friend, Yuri, and her family so let me back up.   


Our wonderful hosts

That's Yuri (on the right) and her boyfriend Jun-Yeong (on the left, duh).  Jun-Yeong drove us around all weekend and I felt bad for not being able to say much to him, (he spoke very little English and I speak VERY little Korean), but we were able to share a nice moment over a plate of chicken when he recited every position on the baseball field in perfect English.  Jun-Yeong is a fan of the Kia Tigers and later that night they defeated the Lotte Giants and advanced to a playoff game.  

After eating (way more) than our fill on Sunday, we ventured out into the country on Monday afternoon.  Our first stop was Damyang where we strolled through a bamboo forest.





All of that hiking burned right through the massive amounts of calories we had consumed a day earlier, but lucky for us there were dozens of noodle shops along the river on the outside of the forest.  This particular region is known for its guksu, which is a type of buckwheat noodle.  I ordered the spicy noodles and was not at all disappointed.

cold, spicy and delicious

Satiated, we made our way further out into the countryside where we hiked around an old garden from the Silla Kingdom.



Friday, September 21, 2012

The Bitter End

This is going to be the most exciting entry I've written to date.  A few topics that will be covered include and are probably limited to:

Pizza in Korea
A Rock and Roll Show
A dancing cook
and
another Korean hot dog adventure

Saddle up and prepare to experience Korea vicariously through text and images.

I'll start with our first (and to this date, only) encounter with Korean pizza.  Just around the corner from me is a cozy little place called Pizza Flower.  One Sunday night Caroline and I decided to give it a shot.  Twenty minutes and seven dollars later we were sitting on the floor of my apartment.  Nothing stood between us and the pizza and the cameras were rolling.


Just in case curiosity has got the best of you, I'll describe what you've just seen.  You were looking at a Bulgogi Pizza, or a pizza with Korean-style barbecued beef on top.  What you probably don't know, and what we also were lucky enough to find out, is that the pizza was also covered with other bits of randomness including corn and maybe onions.  Corn seems to be a condiment here.

I hope you're all geared up for the first bite because it's happening right now:


Good not great.  Similar if not identical to a standard frozen pizza.  Nothing about it tasted Korean to me so I decided to improvise.

Buckle up:



Kimchi strikes again!  This stuff is fantastic.  Add it to anything that tastes of mediocrity and sit back as it instantly drums up some flavor.

The next topic that I'd like to cover is music here on the peninsula.  I'm not sure why, but KPop reigns supreme.  KPop is loud, dancy, technoey, (what?), rap/pop music.  I'm about to offend the entire country but I'd like to be honest about my feelings towards this musical genre.  

I think it's pretty terrible.  Every single song sounds exactly the same.  The male singers look like they've never heard of sandwiches.  The girls look fake.  The musical groups have more members than the entire Wu Tang Clan.  It's as cookie cutter as it gets but the  everyone here loves it and I mean everyone; from kids to teenagers to adults; I've even caught some older men listening to WonderGirls while devouring chicken and knocking back shots of soju.

I'd pretty much given up on seeing live music while living over here but then we stumbled into a bar called Urban.  We couldn't believe our eyes or our ears.  On the stage were about 6 or 7 young Korean rock and rollers.  In front of the stage were about 15 or 20 young people flailing around uncontrollably.  We had struck gold.  

Here's a quick glance at the Chef, as I've named him, dancing around to a rendition of the most popular KPop song in the world; Gungnam Style.  We're still debating whether or not this guy was actually a chef who had just finished his shift or if wearing a chef's apron is hip with the country's alternative youth.  Either way this guy was great.  We danced around with him and his crew for a while.  I even introduced some college kids to the Charleston and the Twist.  I hope it catches on. 


I'd rather not leave this post on a sour note but I can't be held responsible for my culinary exploits.  Dancing around like idiots strikes up your appetite.  There were some hot dogs on the horizon, Korean hot dogs.  After my first experience I still haven't learned my lesson and decided it was a good idea to try something else.  The dog I selected looked pretty decent.  It resembled a giant corn dog and it looked something like this:


Shock and Awe

Monday, September 17, 2012

Out On the Weekend

We've been in Daegu for 3 weeks now but sometimes it feels more like 3 days.  The work week passes by so quickly that we hardly have (make) the time to plan out our weekends.  Luckily the city has plenty to offer and the public transit system makes it easy to wake up on Saturday morning and find an adventure.

Our first outing was a walk through Duryu Park.  The park is gigantic and beautiful.  As soon as you enter you forget about the massive city that lies beyond the trees.  The only maps we could find were in Korean so we decided to wander around and hope for the best.  Here is a glimpse at what we found.

Keumyong-sa
View from the front porch swing

After checking out the temple grounds we continued down the trail until we came to a large pond where people were feeding a massive school of fish.  These fish were terribly ugly and extremely desperate for potato chip crumbs and other scraps of food.


We were feeding these pathetic saps from a footbridge that connected to a tiny island which seemed to house another small temple, but the gate was locked so I snapped a quick photo and then we went to find some food.

Hidden Temple

Duryu Park was a nice time and we've already set our sights on going back.  A teacher at my school gave us some info regarding a small mountain that people climb in the center of the park.  When you reach the top you'll find a small restaurant serving chicken and beer.  Sounds pretty nice.

Speaking of mountains our second outing took us to the top of Mt Apsan.  The hike was only about two miles but here in Korea, hiking trails seem to go straight up.  It wasn't until we had almost reached the top that the trail began to meander nice and slowly around the mountain's edge.  It was hot and we were hungry, (which seems to be becoming a common theme among this blog), but the view quickly struck this from our minds.

Daegu Tower


Duryu Park


Daegu.  Every inch of it.

Monday, September 10, 2012

A Night Out

For the first week or so Caroline and I have had to rely on PC cafes in order to make contact with one another.  On our second night in Daegu we were able to meet at an Emart.  (Emarts are giant department stores and they exist all over the city.  Think Wal-Mart but with higher priced options as well).  We picked the one that looked like middle ground and both made our way there.  The plan was for each of us to just circle the building until our paths crossed.  (No cell phones.  Once you leave the PC Cafe you're basically just hoping for the best).  All goes swimmingly and we soon realize that our apartments are only about 2 miles apart.

The next night we decide to meet in my neighborhood for dinner.  There is a BBQ place on my street with outdoor seating, (probably a rarity here where everything is so crammed together).  We walk over and fumble our way through ordering food.  The food is good and cheap and I'm lucky enough to try some Beondegi.  Beondegi is boiled silkworm larvae.  It's then tossed in chili and garlic and served cold.  I found it quite tasty and I've been looking for it ever since.

Bugolgi
Beondegi

Just in case you think I'm fibbing, here's some photographic proof to my claims:



After dinner, we set out to explore a supermarket.  I have about 6 or 7 markets in my neighborhood but I only visit two.  My favorite is the 007 Mart, or the Bond Mark as I've affectionately named it.  The other market is called Power Mart.  Power Mart has more options and is more organized than the Bond Mart.  Shopping in South Korea is the only time I find myself feeling completely lost.  The larger markets are way too overwhelming and the smaller ones are difficult because I can't read Korean.  It becomes a guessing game and so far I've done alright, (that's not saying much though, I've been sticking to rice, noodles and other things that I can easily identify).

Caroline's new friend

$10!!! Disgust...
What's even more rotten than the price of peanut butter?  The bread situation here in Korean would make it almost impossible to eat the peanut butter anyway.  I've only seen white bread being enjoyed as a snack or dessert here.  They sell slices of it in places like the PC Cafe and the 7-11.  I've even witnessed half loaves of bread (not sliced) sitting in the center of a table while hungry diners tear through it with forks (not chopsticks). 

Bread may be a treat here in Korea but pastries of all kinds can be found in the cafes and bakeries.  We've even seen a gourmet doughnut shop while wandering around downtown.  I have two bakeries on my block, each one offering everything from traditional Korean rice cakes to loaves of white bread.  This leads me to my next experiment: The Korean Hot Dog Craze!  By craze I mean I've seen hot dogs in the craziest places and I am making it my goal to try each and every one of them. 

First up, the hot dog danish, courtesy of Paris Baguette.

Don't scoff at me

Friday, September 7, 2012

The First 5 Days

We've finally arrived in Daegu.  The first week is blurry.  I'll try to recount it as best as I can.

Monday:  Arrival!  I meet my Head Co-Teacher and we drive to my school so I can meet the principal.  We sit in his office for about 45 minutes.  He has a lot to say but whenever Grace (my head co-teacher) translates for me she only asks one single question.  I feel like I'm definitely missing something, but I'm told that the meeting is a success.  Now it's time to go to my apartment.  The streets are narrow and full of bikes, scooters, and kids.  We get lost a few times, but eventually we find the alley that leads me to my home.  The room is just that, a room.  It's very small and very old.  Enter Jin, another co-teacher.  She speaks English very well and after a long discussion with Grace (in Korean) she informs me that I will be moving into a new apartment on Wednesday.  I'm exhausted and hungry and I want to change my clothes so I just smile and nod politely.  Before I have a chance to catch my breath we're out the door and on the road.  Grace and Jin take me shopping for home supplies.  They take care of everything for me, I just push the cart and thank them.  It's getting late and we're all in need of food.  They take me to a Korean restaurant where they watch me use chopsticks with my left hand like I'm inventing fire right in front of their eyes.  Jin tells me that all Koreans are taught to eat and write with their right hands.  I'm now even more of a minority, (my friend Josh is also a southpaw and his co-teacher told him that only 5% of Koreans are lefties).  After dinner, they take me home and let me settle in.  I change my clothes and hit the street.  It's close to 11 but the neighborhood is lively and full of wonderful smells.  There is food being prepared and eaten everywhere.  I wander through Paldal Market for a bit and then I head home and surrender to sleep.

Tuesday:  Jin meets me at my apartment and walks me to school in the morning.  It takes about 3 minutes to walk to school.  Inji Elementary School is located right in the middle of Bisan 5, one of the poorest districts in the city.  Jin informs me that I will not be teaching this morning because of the typhoon that hit late in the night.  I guess I must have slept through it.  The day is quick and uneventful.  I spend most of it alone in my classroom.  By the middle of the afternoon word must have circulated that there was an American in the building.  I begin to notice little heads popping into the room and then disappearing when I turn to their direction.  By the time I leave I'm being surrounded by Korean children.  Every one of them wants a high five.  The other teachers laugh and escort me to the exit and the kids follow me home like I'm one of the Beatles.

Wednesday:  On Wednesday I teach five 5th grade classes.  I introduce myself to the kids and then take their questions.  Here are some of the best questions that I can remember:

1. How tall are you?
2. What's your blood type?
3. Do you speak Korean?
4. Why isn't your girlfriend Korean?
5. Have you had cosmetic surgery?
6. Do you like frogs?

My answers:

1. 175 cm and the crowd goes wild.
2. O+ Apparently this is a good blood type to have.  B is bad.  Go figure.
3. I speak very little Korean and the crowd goes wild.
4. Rather than getting into Caroline's family history I just shrug my shoulders and look confused.
5. No, this is just the way that I look.
6. Sure.  Frogs are fine.

Thursday:  I move into my new apartment.  My old place was a dump compared to this but I was willing to tough it out for as long as I needed to.  The new apartment is literally brand new.  I'm the first occupant and the whole place still smells like wet cement.  I can finally do my laundry. 

Friday:  Downtown Daegu here I come.  I meet up with Caroline and we head to the city center to meet our friends.  The five of us end up wandering around for most of the night trying to find a quiet place to drink a beer or three.  There are people and noise and lights and scooters and cars everywhere.  Somehow we end up sitting in an expat bar for an hour or so.  We also discover a BBQ place at the end of an alley that is cheap even by Korean standards.  All in all it's a successful Friday night.

Wildlife is scarce here in Daegu.  I rarely see anything other than (what I assume to be) feral cats.  No rabbits.  No squirrels.  No rats.  A bird from time to time.  However, on Friday night I was lucky enough to catch a Wild Square-Toed Josh.  These animals are not native to this part of the world, so I quickly captured some footage of this strange creature as it attempted to make some food.




Monday, September 3, 2012

A Village and a Temple


Orientation is halfway over.  It's served its purpose though.  We're all making friends.  We're learning more about teaching.  We're dreading the group project that we need to complete and present on the final day.  At night we eat spicy chicken and drink terrible beers at the local hof.  In the morning, we search for a solution to the Korean coffee desert and usually settle for cans of Nescafe.  Most of us are ready to get to our respective towns or cities to begin our teaching careers.  Sensing our restlessness, our class leaders have organized a group outing.  We're heading to the Jeonju Traditional Culture Center, Hanok Village, and Keumsan Temple.

The Jeonju Traditional Culture Center is first.  We get to play some Korean drums.  We participate in a traditional mask dance.  And we learn all about Hanji paper as we use it to make ourselves some nifty little pencils boxes.  A nice way to start the day.

Lunch is next.  I could write about it but what's the point.  I have pictures to tell the story for me.  Jeonju is famous for its Bibimbap.  We had some.  It was most excellent.

the table is set

 
the main dish
Lunch was over quickly.  The only bad to come from this was our complete and total inability to settle for the free cafeteria food for the remainder of the orientation program.  Thankfully, dining out is incredibly cheap here in Korea.

After lunch we had an hour to wonder around the Hanok Village.  Hanoks are traditionl Korean homes and they look like this:

Hanoks

The rest of the town was busy and full of tourists from all over the region.  Caroline and I went looking for a shrine but we settled for ice cream instead.  The shrine was pretty expensive and ice cream is much cheaper. 

From the village we boarded our bus and rode along a narrow mountain road up to Keumsan Temple.  The complex consisted of about a dozen buildings, each one ornately decorated and holding it's own special significance.


The main courtyard

The backyard
Attention to detail
The regulars
There were hundreds of these guys.
This guy told the best jokes

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Jeonju

The first week of our year in Korea will be spent at Jeonju University learning all about how to teach English to Korean students.  That's basically all there is to say about it.  We're going to 4 lectures a day, eating cafeteria food, sleeping with roommates in dorms, and most people are walking to the closest bar each night and drinking until curfew.  In between classes I've been wandering around Jeonju.  Here are some pictures of what I've stumbled upon.

The Place for Superstars

my first purchase

I like the blue rooftops

view from my room


Yowzah!

downtown, I think

Pretty exciting stuff right?  Unfortunately, we've been spending most of our time in the classrooms.  Lectures begin at 9am and they end at 9pm.  Trying to explore the city after 12 hours of class is pretty tough.  Most of us just stick close to the campus.  I promise not to update again unless I have something worthwhile. 

Monday, August 20, 2012

Korea, we have arrived!

After a hectic final week of packing, (slacking), saying goodbye to our friends, and eating at our favorite Chicago establishments Caroline and I have successfully arrived in South Korea.  Here's a breakdown of how and why we almost never made it:

1.  The two of us are so "excited" for our 15 hour plane ride that we check in at the wrong United counter at O'Hare.  Instead of using the International kiosk, we accidentally check in for a domestic flight creating anxiety number 1--will our luggage arrive in Korea?

2.  After repacking our luggage so that it would adhere to the weight limits we head for security.  Upon arriving at security we realize that Caroline does not have both of her boarding passes.  We head back to the United kiosk and they print out a new one.

3.  We arrive at our gate only to find out that our airplane is having a mechanical issue and our flight is being delayed indefinitely.  Panic sets in.  Anxieties 2-8 pop up--what if we miss our connecting flight in SF?  where will our bags end up?  how can we get in touch with our contacts in Korea and so on and so on...

4.  It's been almost an hour since we were scheduled to depart and we finally receive some information about the mechanical problem our plane is having.  It turns out that the landing gear is leaking fluid so this particular plane will not be flying anywhere.  Luckily, Saturdays are not heavy traffic days so United is able to pull another (presumably safe) airplane around for us.  We rush to the new gate and board.

5. I'm sitting in my seat as Caroline passes me in the cabin.  She waves and unknowingly drops all of her boarding passes and her passport on the floor behind her.  Thankfully someone notices and returns these (extremely important) items to her.  She laughs and I shake my head.  This brings me to anxiety number 9--will Caroline make it to Korea with all of her valuables?  (She did and I've been teasing her about this relentlessly).

6. San Francisco is a blur.  We land.  Rush off of the plane.  Rush over to the International Terminal.  Breeze through security.  Rush to our gate and learn that our flight has been delayed for an hour while the crew finishes cleaning the cabin.  Bummer, but at this point we're just glad to have not missed our connection and happy to hear that the plane is only dirty, not without a landing gear.  Anticipation begins to take hold.

7. Our aircraft is clean and ready to house us for the next 12 hours.  The flight is smooth and mostly uneventful.  I spend my time watching Korean cartoons and studying survival phrases.  The guy in front of me watches The Hunger Games.  The girl to my left keeps falling asleep and jabbing me in the foot.  The girl on my right is watching KPop videos.  When dinner is served I choose the Korean dish, Bibimbap.  My tray has many components and I'm not sure what they all do so I mimic the girl on my right.  The meal is pretty good.  It consisted of rice, vegetables, noodles, and kimchi.  Somehow I am able to fall asleep.  When I wake up my legs are so cramped that I can barely stand.  We're about 3 hours away from Incheon so I turn on the TV and watch a movie.

8. Incheon airport.  We've landed.  We can finally exhale.  We have two simple tasks ahead of us, exchange some money and check in at the EPIK counter.  First, we go through immigration, then we claim our bags and head through customs.  I've never been through customs before and I expect it to take some time however we're only asked to hand over a piece of paper stating whether or not we have anything that needs to be claimed.  They don't even check our bags.  It's off to terminal A to meet the EPIK team.

9. Terminal A is on the opposite side of the airport and the airport is massive.  A little boy in a SF Giants hat stops to stare at me.  I motion to his hat and he laughs and runs away.  I probably looked like a giant.  The EPIK team checks us in and then loads us onto a bus.  There are about 30 of us and we're all heading to a city called Jeonju.  Jeonju is 3 hours away.  It's back to sitting in small seats, cramped and basting in my own filthy clothes.  The airport is on an island and the bridge that leads us to the mainland spans a gigantic bay.  I try to take a picture but it's dark and rainy so it doesn't come out.  It was truly a sight though, I promise.  Incheon is also sprawled along the coast and it is bright and colorful.  I see billboards in Korean and it finally settles in.  We've made it.  We're here.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Ye Olde Jail


Trips home to Pennsylvania are usually very relaxing and rarely ever filled with too much excitement.  This time however I was lucky enough to have some company for the first week of my visit.  Caroline drove across the dismal middle western states with me and my friend Tynan rode his bike in from New York.  The three of us were set for a day of canoeing, fishing and hiking.  And then the rains came.

We decided to drive into the town of Jim Thorpe, which is not only named after the finest Olympian athlete (possibly) ever, but it's also home to his bodily remains.  While we chose not to visit Jim's memorial, we did decide to take a tour of the old jail.

Famous for becoming a house of persecution and torture during the days of the Mollie Maguires, The Old Jail, as it is affectionately named here in JT, was still used as a county prison until it finally closed its doors in January of 1995.

Who the hell is Mollie Maguire you ask?  Well, it was a term used to describe a secret society of Irish-American coal miners accused of sabotaging daily mining activities as an act of rebellion against the powerful mine owners.  For a more detailed explanation I suggest watching a movie entitled The Mollie Maguires, starring Sean Connery and Richard Harris.

Like all great places that committed crimes against the (mostly) innocent, the Old Jail has its fair share of ghost stories.  Inside of the waiting room was a poster full of photos that contained suspicious white and yellow orbs.  These orbs are allegedly ghosts of Mollie Maguires past, (certainly not just specs of dust on the camera lens).  The tour concludes with perhaps the most famous ghost story in all of Carbon County, that of Alexander Campbell.

Moments before being led to the gallows, Campbell rubbed his hand in the dirt on the floor of his cell and then placed it firmly against the wall above his bed.  He proclaimed that if he is innocent his hand print would last forever.  According to lore, the wall had been repainted, sandblasted, and even knocked down and rebuilt; but alas, the hand print remains.  Of course his cell is also permanently locked and photographing the inside is not allowed. 

Ghosts or no ghosts, it was definitely an eerie place to spend a rainy afternoon.



The Old Jail
Haunted staircase
Haunted chair
Haunted toilet & tub
Permanent resident
Haunted showers
That's not a ghost orb, just an air vent
Solitary

The entire basement was used for solitary confinement.  The cells were dank and small.  There was hardly enough space to fit a cot and often times multiple prisoners slept in piles on the floor.  The basement was also kept completely dark because according to the warden: "Light is a privilege."

The cell pictured above was considered luxurious because it had a toilet, which was actually just a hole in the corner with a wooden seat above it.  This part of the tour creeped me out a bit.  It felt like I was about to interview Hannibal Lecter.


And then we ate apple dumplings off the hood of my car.